How awkward would it be if Jonesy…
hosted Saturday Night Live:
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Percy Plant and His Lovely little pagey poo
elephanteakettle asked:
hey so I have a question... you both really love *your* hair, so how much do you value it on other people? is it like, a characteristic you immediately look for?
Oh no darling, we aren’t as superficial as all that
Beauty radiates from the soul. We love all women… and occasionally each other.
occasionally.
roger-the-majestic-stallion asked:
Hey Jimkins, I'm turning 14 on April 9. I want a gift from you. :D
I love giving birthday gifts
hahaahaa
What do you think you’re doing
Playing the guitar.
No, not ‘a’. That’s MY guitar. And I didn’t say you could play it. Give it back.
Um. No.
I said give it.
piss off, Pimmy.
I’m telling.
Rooobbittttt!!!
Bonzo, whatever it is you’re doing, stop it.
a lovely submission
Hay Robert hay
Hey Jimmeh
Am I pretty?
Ew.
What?
Nuffin’. Um, yeah. You’re pretty.
REALLY? OMG! I’M PRETTEH?!
I said yes didn’t I?
Okay then. *girlish giggle* *turns around and walks away*
You’re the ugliest ever human being I’ve ever seen.
why lullabies won’t work with Percy Plant
Hush little
BAAAAAAAAAABAAAAAYYY!
WHAT’S THE MATTER WITCHU BABAYYYYY
DON’TCHA CRY NOW, NAW, NAW!
You put your right foot in!
You take your right foot out!
You put your right foot in! And y
ANDD you shake your golden hair!
what?
Then you twirl and twist your lemons
and you shake em all about
ROBERT THOSE AREN’T THE
THAT’S CALLED THE PER-CY DANCE!
Robert, I’ve a concern I’d like to address.
Whaddup.
Well it’s the beginning of ‘Stairway’…
Something’s missing in it
Something like what?
I dunno… just… a sound. Something to make it more earthy… or airy.
It’s just been bothering me.
Well, what do you wanna do?
Guys. Calm down.
I got this.
Jim… I have an idea.
…I’m listening
Let’s go streaking.
…I like the way you think, Percy
Jonesy, you in?
Suit yourself, you party pooper.
BONZO! YOU! ME! JIMMY! STREAKING! OUTSIDE! FIVE MINUTES!
I feel like
Sex would be the perfect mix of heavy and intimate with John Paul
and that he would be so sweet and sensual between
my legsthe sheets……my legs.
I throw a bit of kink in from time to time, as well.
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